"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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