I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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