Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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