fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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