clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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