I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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