In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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