she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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