I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How does one acquire holy water?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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