he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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