dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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