Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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