i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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