please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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