I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize