haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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