R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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