the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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