my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Liz is crying about burritos again.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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