if i can run in heels then i can drive
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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