I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
