Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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