Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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