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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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