he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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