didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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