hotel room ftw
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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