Pappa wants mamma naked
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
don't judge my taste in strippers
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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