ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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