Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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