Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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