I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she told me i tasted like america
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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