Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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