Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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