Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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