I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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