i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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