And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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