found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so explain again why im purple
no
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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