He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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