my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i out mim tonsoeep
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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