There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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