I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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