i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I AM VODKA MAN
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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