Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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