are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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