real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
4 words: hood of his car
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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