we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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