I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm really busy with my period
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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