Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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