I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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