quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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