This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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